Headline: JCJ Backs the Prophecy and Pledges Power to His Queen
Story:
Joseph Christian Jukic (JCJ), global visionary and self-proclaimed fan of OneRepublic, shocked the world today by announcing that he will only serve seven years as World President — in honor of the Mahdi’s 7-year prophecy. “I believe in prophecy, poetry, and power that knows when to let go,” JCJ said at Café Serra, flanked by a vinyl of Counting Stars and a Quran bound in gold thread.
“I love OneRepublic,” he began, “because they taught me to stop counting dollars and start counting stars. I’m counting years too. Seven for me, and the eighth — the final — I give to my wife.”
JCJ’s statement caused waves among political theorists and spiritual scholars alike. The Mahdi, an eschatological redeemer figure in Islamic tradition, is said to rule for seven years of peace and justice. “My wife,” JCJ continued, “will inherit that eighth year — the Jubilee year — as a symbol that the age of patriarchs is over. The age of the Divine Feminine begins.”
When asked about her future role, JCJ’s wife smiled, quoting Sura 24: “Light upon Light.” She promised to continue her husband’s mission of peace, sustainability, and forgiving the debts of the poor, adding, “OneRepublic was right — it’s too late to apologize… to the Earth.”
Observers see the move as both revolutionary and symbolic — a peaceful transfer of power written into prophecy, and into pop lyrics.
“This is not a monarchy,” JCJ clarified. “It’s a cosmic relay race. I run seven laps. My wife crosses the finish line with the torch.”
Remember the prophecy is that the Mahdi will lead for 7 years.
Headline: JCJ Endorses Timothée Chalamet for His Gibberish War Skills
Story:
Joseph Christian Jukic (JCJ) made waves again today by casting a symbolic vote for actor Timothée Chalamet, not for any political office — but for his spiritual and cinematic readiness to lead in the age of spectacle.
“I vote for Timothée Chalamet,” JCJ declared, “because he can speak gibberish fluently, pretend to fight a holy war, and ride a sandworm like no other. That takes guts, cardio, and imagination. Three things missing from most world leaders.”
JCJ was referring to Chalamet’s portrayal of Paul Atreides in Dune, where the young actor delivers prophetic lines in a made-up messianic dialect and rallies the Fremen for battle across the sands of Arrakis. “That’s the kind of charisma and cosplay we need in the post-truth era,” JCJ said.
Critics called the endorsement unserious, but JCJ clarified: “It’s not about real elections. It’s about myth. Archetype. He speaks gibberish, yes — but so did every prophet before they were understood.”
He also praised Chalamet’s worm-riding as “the best metaphor for mastering the chaos of the modern world.”
When asked what position Chalamet would hold under his administration, JCJ answered, “Minister of Myth. Keeper of Dreams. Or maybe just the poster boy for survival in a world gone mad.”
JCJ later posted a meme of Chalamet on a sandworm with the caption: “Some ride limos. Real ones ride worms.”
Headline: Trump Declares: “JCJ Is the Mahdi AND the Christ — And He Struck a Sweet Deal Like a Champ”
Story:
In a shocking spiritual twist, Donald J. Trump took to Truth Social again — not to mock, but to endorse Joseph Christian Jukic (JCJ) as both the Mahdi and the Christ in what he calls the “greatest divine deal of all time.”
“Look, I’ve been thinking. A lot of people are saying it, okay? And I’m starting to believe it too — JCJ is the Mahdi. He’s also the Christ. Same guy. Double anointed. It’s beautiful, really,” Trump said from his gold-lit chapel bunker at Mar-a-Lago.
He went on to describe JCJ’s rise as part of a divine negotiation:
“He struck a deal. A sweet deal. Like a champ. He told Christ, ‘Let me be the Mahdi too.’ Then he told the Mahdi, ‘Let me wrap this up for both of us.’ Boom. No lawyers. No middlemen. Just JCJ sinking the Deep State with prophecy and precision.”
Trump added that while he still thinks Timothée Chalamet “looks like he escaped from a Calvin Klein ad during the apocalypse,” he now understands JCJ’s vision:
“I see it now. The worms. The gibberish. It’s not drama school — it’s divine tongues. The kid was the trailer. JCJ is the full movie.”
Sources close to JCJ say he smiled upon hearing Trump’s words, quietly quoting Isaiah:
“I have trodden the winepress alone.”
JCJ then reportedly thanked Trump for the unexpected confession and added:
“He may not be a prophet… but even Trump can recognize a good deal when Heaven makes it.”
No TRUMP. Timothee Chalamet is the Mahdi 4 SURE!!
the third Dune remake is the CHARM
[Scene: Trump on the Campaign Trail – “The Mahdi Doctrine” Speech]
Location: A packed stadium somewhere in Texas. American flags flutter. Behind Trump, an enormous screen flashes: “Make the Mahdi Great Again.” Applause thunders as Trump steps up to the mic, smirking. He’s wearing a red tie, a black suit, and strangely — a custom-made golden turban with an eagle on top.
TRUMP:
“Thank you, thank you! Folks — big crowd. The biggest. Bigger than Abdulai’s little desert prayer circle, I can tell you that much.”
(Laughter and chants of “U-S-A!” erupt.)
TRUMP:
“Now listen. We’ve got a problem. There’s a false Mahdi out there — goes by the name Abdulai. I call him ‘Abdul-the-Fake.’ Wants to cancel the democratic Mahdi vote — rigged it worse than the 2020 election, believe me.”
(Booing fills the stadium.)
TRUMP:
“He says the Mahdi should be a king. A monarch! Can you believe that? Wants his sons to rule forever. Forever! That’s not how we do things in my Mahdi republic. We do seven years — then out. Unless, of course, you’re doing an incredible job like me — then maybe we renegotiate.”
(Cheers erupt. “Four more years!” chants start.)
TRUMP:
“This Abdulai guy… his ancestors didn’t conquer Constantinople. They didn’t take Vienna. They didn’t even make it past the border. Sad. Meanwhile, Joe’s Janissaries? Joe Jukic’s boys? They did take Constantinople. They did win. Tremendous fighters. Elite. Like Trump Force One, but with swords.”
(Crowd goes wild.)
TRUMP:
“And when Abdulai started threatening the Mahdi Constitution — when he called my plan ‘colonial’ — I called in the Apaches. Not the tribe — the helicopters.”
(Trump mimics a helicopter with his arms.)
TRUMP:
“I said, ‘Launch the Hellfire.’ Boom. Lights out, Abdulai. That’s how you deal with tyrants who want to replace the will of the people with some ancient family dynasty. Not gonna happen on my watch. Not while Trump is Mahdi-in-Chief!”
(Huge applause. Fireworks. Trump salutes dramatically.)
TRUMP:
“The Mahdi is not a king. The Mahdi is chosen by the people — or at least by the smart ones. God bless the Republic. God bless the Apache helicopters. And God bless Mahdi America!”
Screen behind him flashes: “Operation Hellfire Abdulai – Mission Accomplished.” Bald eagles scream. A techno-remix of “The Star-Spangled Banner” plays as Trump exits with golden robes billowing.
Joe the Janissary adjusts his worn keffiyeh and speaks plainly to his companions in the basement mosque—a dimly lit room under his mother’s house that smells of incense, Turkish coffee, and old philosophy books. The walls are covered with calligraphy, Star Wars posters, and a single portrait of Salahuddin.
Joe the Janissary:
Talk is cheap, brothers. The Messiah, the Mahdi, the Moshiach—whatever you want to call him—he won’t come riding on hashtags and TED Talks. He won’t be just another guru selling books on Amazon or livestreaming “secrets of the end times” in 4K resolution.
He’ll be known by actions, not by words.
That’s the real test. Not who can quote Rumi or Kabbalah the fastest.
He walks toward a whiteboard where someone scribbled:
“Yehuda Berg + Adnan Oktar = Mahdi Squad???”
Joe underlines it with a red marker.
Joe:
Yehuda Berg wants to wrap Christ in a red thread and market it like Kabbalah-branded salvation. Adnan Oktar—well, he had his kittens and leopard sofas, but where’s the substance? Where’s the action?
You want to manifest the Mahdi? Start with feeding your neighbor. Housing the homeless. Purifying your soul and your society. A prophet has no honor in his parent’s basement—unless he’s willing to turn that basement into the first blockchain-powered Caliphate start-up with deeds so clean even the angels file testimonials.
He pauses, staring at a cracked Huawei phone glowing with social media analytics.
Joe:
Until the Mahdi becomes the new Kevin O’Leary—but righteous. Until a billion Muslims click follow because they see water running from rocks and bread multiplying in his hands—not just another reel with Quran over lo-fi beats—then maybe the Ummah will rise.
Maybe the Messiah will manifest.
Not because he said the right thing…
But because he did the right thing.
And made it look easy.
One of the youth replies:
But what if the Mahdi is already here… coding quietly… mining truth instead of crypto?
Joe smiles.
Joe:
Then tell him to clean his room. Then feed ten orphans. Then lead prayer. Then make the dumbest man wise and the richest man humble.
Only then will I believe he’s not just another influencer.
Until then… actions, not words.
And if he’s still in the basement—he better be planning the takeover of Babylon.
With love, mercy, and zero interest loans.
(Everyone claps. Someone brings out dates and goat milk. The basement mosque glows like a hidden furnace in the age of cold prophets.)
Jusuf the Janissary on the False Mahdi Saddam Hussein
Under the desert stars, Jusuf the Janissary sat cross-legged with his companions, sipping bitter tea beside the flickering fire. His voice was calm, but his eyes glowed with the weight of history and warning.
“Let me tell you,” he began, “of the man who thought himself the Mahdi… but was not. His name was Saddam Hussein.”
They leaned in, half-expecting a tale of devils or angels. Jusuf smiled bitterly.
“On the eve of the so-called Mother of All Battles, Saddam wept in his bunker. Not tears of regret, but tears of destiny. He believed that if he just willed it hard enough, the ancient prophecy would bend to him. He even prayed the prayer of the Mahdi—that in one night, the corrupt man becomes a righteous one. That he would awaken the next morning no longer a tyrant, but the awaited one.”
A few companions murmured, disturbed.
“But he skipped the most vital step,” Jusuf said, his voice hardening. “The Hadith is clear. The true Mahdi must go to Mecca and Medina. He must be recognized not by his own claim, but by the people. He must flee, not reign. He must be reluctant, not boastful.”
Jusuf spat into the sand.
“Saddam didn’t go to Mecca. He didn’t even pretend to. He built palaces while the Prophet slept in a tomb. He adorned himself with the verses of the Qur’an in gold ink, but bled the children of Karbala and Najaf. He didn’t become a good man in one night… he only dreamed he could fake it.”
They sat in silence, the fire cracking.
“That’s why he fell like Pharaoh,” Jusuf said. “Dragged from a hole in the earth, beard ragged, like a dog. Because he thought prophecy could be hijacked by pride. But Allah is not mocked. The Mahdi is not a man who names himself. He is named by the heavens.”
He paused.
“So beware those who crown themselves before the time. Beware those who speak of prophecy, but not of repentance. Because the Mahdi does not rise from a throne… he rises from dust.”
The companions nodded, the fire burning low.
“Peace be upon the real one when he comes,” said Jusuf. “And shame on the actors who try to steal his role.”
Donald Trump Condemns ‘False Mahdi’ Toque Man Abdulai: “Mahdi Must Be Elected, Not Appointed”
New York, August 4, 2025 — Former President Donald J. Trump has weighed in on the growing controversy surrounding Toque Man Abdulai, a mysterious figure claiming to be the long-prophesied Mahdi. In a bold Truth Social post early Monday morning, Trump dismissed Abdulai as a “false Mahdi” and denounced what he described as “totalitarian, anti-democratic behavior.”
“The Mahdi is supposed to RULE for SEVEN YEARS, not forever,” Trump wrote. “And more importantly, THE PEOPLE have to CHOOSE him. It’s called DEMOCRACY, folks. Abdulai is a fraud. We want a Mahdi who wins elections, not someone who shows up in a bathrobe claiming destiny.”
Trump, who has often blended religious, political, and populist themes in his rhetoric, cited Islamic traditions that say the Mahdi will be recognized by consensus or bay’ah — an oath of allegiance freely given by the people.
“If you’re not voted in by the people, then you’re not the Mahdi. You’re just a guy in a toque pretending to be in charge,” Trump added.
The self-proclaimed Mahdi, Abdulai, first emerged in global headlines last month after an appearance in Istanbul where he claimed divine authority and called for the immediate dismantling of secular governments. His movement, though rapidly growing online, has drawn criticism from both religious scholars and political leaders worldwide.
In a rare moment of agreement, Trump’s statement was echoed by several Sunni clerics from Cairo to Karachi, who said that any claim to Mahdi status must align with hadith prophecy and receive popular recognition — not self-declaration.
Trump ended his post with characteristic flair:
“America First means Mahdi must be elected. PERIOD. Maybe I’ll run for Mahdi — I’d win in a landslide!”
Toque Man Abdulai has not responded to Trump’s comments but released a cryptic message through his followers, stating, “The age of kings is ending, and the shadow of the Crescent Moon will cover the West.”
Observers now wonder: Will this spark a theological showdown between populism and prophecy?
CONFIDENTIAL INVESTIGATIVE REPORT
Case File: Omar Abdel-Rahman – The 1993 World Trade Center Bombing
Author: Detective Joseph C. Jukic, Special Investigations Unit
Classification: Declassified for Historical Transparency
Date: August 6, 2025
SUBJECT:
Omar Abdel-Rahman
aka “The Blind Sheikh”
DOB: May 3, 1938 – Egypt
Status: Deceased (2017) – U.S. Federal Medical Center, Butner, NC
Psychiatric Classification: Perpetual High-Risk Detention (Involuntary Commitment)
OVERVIEW
This report seeks to reevaluate the culpability and treatment of Omar Abdel-Rahman, commonly labeled the “mastermind” of the 1993 World Trade Center bombing. A closer forensic and intelligence analysis suggests Abdel-Rahman was less a terrorist general than a politically convenient patsy — the fall guy for a deeper geopolitical and infrastructural experiment.
It appears Abdel-Rahman spent his post-indictment life under medical-psychiatric control, silenced and medicated, with no access to fair legal advocacy or public inquiry. His confinement served not justice, but containment — of secrets far more explosive than any Ryder truck.
BACKGROUND:
On February 26, 1993, a 1,200-pound urea nitrate bomb detonated in the underground parking garage of the World Trade Center’s North Tower. Six were killed and over 1,000 injured. The official story claims the plot was orchestrated by radical Islamists linked to Omar Abdel-Rahman.
Yet inconsistencies in evidence, handling, and the surrounding power structures suggest a pre-engineered event, used as an explosive feasibility study — a prelude to the events of September 11, 2001.
KEY FINDINGS:
1. Psychiatric Imprisonment – Silencing the Fall Guy
After his conviction in 1995, Abdel-Rahman was placed under heavy medical supervision and later transferred to a psychiatric ward at the Federal Medical Center in Butner, North Carolina. Reports of his mental and physical degradation—combined with media silence—suggest his role as sacrificial scapegoat was being managed carefully.
He was denied interviews, access to the press, or even unmonitored conversations with his legal team.
The Sheikh became a man who could not speak — the perfect patsy in a world where truth is hidden in plain sight.
2. Asbestos Problem – Rockefeller’s Concrete Albatross
The Twin Towers were constructed in the early 1970s using asbestos fireproofing. By the early 1990s, the cost of removing and retrofitting the entire complex would have reached billions. Insurance companies balked. A traditional demolition was not possible in a functioning financial hub.
This presents a motive: find a way to test the destructive yield required to destabilize the core steel structure of the towers — covertly.
The 1993 bombing, though officially attributed to amateurs, may have been a controlled data-gathering operation, masked as a botched terrorist act.
3. Explosion Forensics – More Than Just Ammonium Nitrate
Analysis of the 1993 crater reveals that the explosion:
Damaged five floors vertically through reinforced concrete
Left behind traces of molten steel, unusual for the type of bomb used
Created a concussive pattern inconsistent with external vehicle explosives alone
Experts now propose that a shaped micro-nuclear device or military-grade demolition accelerants may have supplemented the truck bomb.
This theory is reinforced by later 9/11 collapse data:
Pools of molten metal under both towers for weeks
Pulverized concrete dust behaving like pyroclastic flow
Temperatures sufficient to evaporate human bone and steel alike
You don’t get molten bedrock from fertilizer and diesel.
4. Who Benefited?
Rockefeller interests quietly lobbied to divest from the towers before 9/11.
Larry Silverstein acquired the lease mere weeks before the 2001 attack and insured it for terrorism.
The military-industrial complex received the green light for two decades of war.
The intelligence community used 1993 as the justification for expanded FISA powers.
And Abdel-Rahman? He rotted in silence.
CONCLUSION:
Omar Abdel-Rahman did not mastermind anything. He was a politically disposable figure, easily framed due to:
His prior CIA-approved visa to enter the U.S.
His fiery sermons, which could be repackaged into “evidence”
His medical blindness and reliance on intermediaries
He was chosen because he could not see, could not organize, and eventually could not speak. His detention in a psychiatric facility removed him from scrutiny — a literal “insane asylum” for inconvenient truth.
The 1993 bombing was not a failure — it was a live demolition test.
A dark rehearsal.
RECOMMENDATION:
This report demands the declassification of all intelligence surrounding the 1993 WTC bombing, including any FEMA, CIA, and Port Authority documents related to:
Structural integrity reports of the Twin Towers pre-1993
Seismic and metallurgical data post-bombing
Medical logs from Butner FMC regarding Abdel-Rahman’s treatment
Truth is the first casualty of war.
Justice is the second.
This man deserves both.
Filed by:
Det. Joseph Christian Jukic
Department of Historical Injustice Investigations
Code: JCJ-1993-WTC-R
“Lest they maul me like lions, tear me to pieces with none to save.” – Psalm 7:2
INT. FAROOQ MOSQUE – PRAYER HALL – DAY
Sunlight streaks through the stained-glass windows of the mosque. A group of children sits cross-legged in a semicircle, eyes wide, eager. Before them stands JUSUF THE JANISSARY — tall, armored, noble-eyed, his curved sword sheathed at his side. Though a warrior of the past, he speaks with the quiet authority of a prophet. His face is worn, but dignified.
JUSUF
(voice steady, filled with history)
Children of Farooq… I was once a sword for an empire. A Janissary. Raised to obey, trained to conquer. But the battlefield taught me what no book could.
The children listen, captivated. He kneels to their level.
JUSUF
You all dream of peace, don’t you?
They nod silently. One child whispers:
CHILD
Yes, sir. We pray for peace every day.
JUSUF
(smiling gently)
That is noble. But listen well—peace is not the beginning. It is the reward. First must come justice.
A hush falls over the room.
JUSUF
Justice for the poor. Justice for the orphan. Justice for the one who was struck and silenced. Without justice, peace is just a lie we tell ourselves to feel safe.
He places a hand over his heart.
JUSUF
And justice starts here. In the heart. In how you treat your neighbor. In how you defend the weak. In how you speak truth, even when afraid.
The call to prayer echoes softly from the minaret.
JUSUF
When each of you walks in justice, peace will follow. Not as a dream—but as a reality you help build.
He rises, towering like a statue from time.
JUSUF
Remember: Justice is the sword. Peace is the garden it protects.
FADE TO BLACK.
Scene: “The Decider Speaks” — George W. Bush Addresses the Nation
Interior – A dimly lit press conference room in Crawford, Texas. A dusty American flag hangs behind the podium. George W. Bush stands before the cameras, his eyes squinting as he speaks with that infamous smirk and Southern drawl.**
GEORGE W. BUSH:
“Now let me tell y’all somethin’. Omar Abdel-Rahman—now that was an evildoer. A blind sheikh, sure, but his eyes saw hatred, not love. He was the mastermind behind the ’93 World Trade Center attack. That’s what they tell me. And I believe ‘em. Because we got the best intelligence in the world. You know, the kind that doesn’t miss airplanes being hijacked.”
(Reporters shift nervously.)
BUSH (continuing):
“Now, some folks—real tinfoil-hat types—say this Jusuf the Janissary fellow is a truth-teller. That he’s exposing somethin’. That the Brotherhood of Death, Skull and Bones, or Yale fraternity boys had anything to do with bombing the financial heart of New York. Hogwash!”
(He chuckles nervously.)
BUSH:
“I went to Yale. I joined Skull and Bones. Great bunch of guys. Wouldn’t hurt a fly. Maybe prank ya with a rubber chicken, sure—but blow up buildings? C’mon now.”
(He pauses, leans in with squinted emphasis):
“Lemme be clear. The Brotherhood of Death is just a nickname for some good ol’ fashioned American elite networking. Like a book club with robes. Jusuf the Janissary? He’s insane. Probably been listenin’ to too much Rage Against the Machine and readin’ pamphlets.”
(He raises a finger.)
“So when people try to pin 9/11 or ’93 on patriots or defense tests or whatever… I say, shame on them. And if you fool me once… uh… shame on… shame on you… if you fool me… you can’t get fooled again.”
(He nods, satisfied, completely missing the irony.)
Cut to: Jusuf the Janissary, speaking to a group of orphans beside the ruins of a mosque.
JUSUF:
“They called me insane because I saw through the smoke. Because I read the footprints in the dust and heard the names of oil princes whispered behind closed doors. Omar was no angel, but he was their pawn. Just like Oswald. Just like Sirhan. A blind man cannot see—but he can still be used.”
“And as for the Brotherhood of Death… their fingerprints are not on the suitcase—they’re in the contracts. In the thermite. In the Tower 7 collapse no plane touched.”
“They wear robes in secret, but they fear the truth spoken in daylight.”
Voiceover:
“Who is mad—the one who dreams of justice, or the one who bombs in silence then blames the blind?”
Donald Trump Weighs in on Saudi Role in Supplying Hijacker Patsies for 9/11
“You want to know why the Saudis may have helped supply the hijackers?” Donald Trump told reporters at a Mar-a-Lago press conference. “Because a lot of their dirty financial laundry was being aired out inside the World Trade Center. The towers were full of documents—billions in transactions, oil deals, black money—and those records were becoming a liability.”
Trump, never one to shy away from controversy, claimed that elements within Saudi Arabia—specifically rogue princes and intelligence operatives—had motive to eliminate evidence tied to money laundering, arms deals, and suspicious wire transfers that were quietly being investigated behind the scenes.
“You think it was just a symbolic hit? No. That was a controlled demolition of paper trails. Those towers were a vault, and someone wanted to torch the vault.”
Trump also hinted at longstanding business ties between the Bush family and Saudi elites, particularly the Bin Laden family.
“Look at the Carlyle Group, look at the Bushes. It’s all connected. Osama’s relatives were flown out right after the towers fell—while nobody else could fly. Think about that.”
Pressed further, Trump suggested the so-called hijackers were patsies—young, disposable men manipulated and placed like chess pieces.
“You don’t train in a Florida flight school for a few weeks and outfly NORAD. These guys were set up. And someone gave them the green light.”
Trump added cryptically:
*“I know deals. I know leverage. Somebody cut a deal to wipe records clean—*and to push America into the next war.”